offred commented on Lisa Ann Goes Gay For Levi Johnston Porn

"This is just great political satire, on top of hopefully being good porn."

offred commented on What Color Is Your Hosiery, Rachel Stevens?

"She proves the point that there ain't no party like an S-Club party."

offred commented on The Wrath Of The Cuckold: "Diary Of Beloved Wife: Saucepot"

"The Japanese way might actually make more sense."

offred commented on Unleash Your Love For Lisa Ann In The "Wet" Contest

"Ode to Lisa Ann (A Sonnet - my first attempt at one, be gentle) Oh Lisa Ann, thy subjects will be true Toward thy bosom, hanging like ripe fruit. Its ample offers craft a heady brew, That clouds the minds of even the astute. By teaming with the fair Julia Ann, Thou plays in waters leading thou to shiver. To watch thy exploits will lead ev'ry man, To tremble, with their manhoods all a-quiver. When I was young and green in days of yore, I quested vainly to attract a sylph. Alas, I now know that which I adore; The beauteous curves found only on a MILF. My want for thou is not for Sarah Palin, But to go rogue in a fit of heedless nailin'. (Iambic pentameter is a real pain to write in!)"

offred commented on Diamond: A New(ish) Ivy League Sex Mag

"While I appreciate the college poon and peen as much as anyone, I get the sense that these kids are just trying to slum it by acting like porn stars while still keeping their pretentious mannerisms (Pulp's "Common People" comes to mind)."

offred commented on Oh No, Not Another Creampie Video

"@Ottimo Massimo: Bad phrasing on my part."

offred commented on What Color Is Your Hosiery, Emily Maitlis?

"Having heard her speak, she has that luscious Queen's English accent and that rich velvety alto like all the female BBC newscasters, which already makes her incredibly sexy to begin with."